I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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