His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
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He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
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We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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