belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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