I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
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will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
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I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
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