CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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