Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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