I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
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It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
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He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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