If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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