I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
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It's official drugs can't kill me
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
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I just want nice things and good sex
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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