Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
we're making bets on your personal life
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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