I'm jealous of your bromance
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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