have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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