Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
