My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
So apparently I’m into choking now
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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