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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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