Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
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