The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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