We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
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We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize