Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I am full of burrito and curiosity
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
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My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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