If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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