Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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