I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
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you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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