I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
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No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
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No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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