took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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