Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
bring money and cleavage
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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