you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
