Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
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As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
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He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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