question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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