Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
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I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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