We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
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