How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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