i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
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just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
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Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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