Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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