Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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