plz talk dirty to me
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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