HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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