After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
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I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
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ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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