If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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