Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Non-Jews are for practice
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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