i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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