no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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