I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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