walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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