he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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