sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
North Korea, Best Korea!
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
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