I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I'm always down for nudity.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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