Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
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Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Can you repeat that, but with context?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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