so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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