Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
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I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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