Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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