its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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