ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
it's like heaven, but drunker
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
