his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
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I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
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I want to fling myself into the sun
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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