I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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