STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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